I’m worrying everyday
I could be anorexic
I’ll have to get into shape
Cant’t seem to find the right charge
Your mother she might be a swimmer
Your father must have been a vaulter

Don’t put me in skates
Ping-pong I’m no great shakes
People say I’m weak
Can’t even hold her tight
You’re the star of the poolside
Your steamline curves I can’t abide

I’ll be a good sport
Be a good sport
I’ll be a sports man

I’m not sleeping there days
Maybe insomniac
Quench my thirst-Flesh and Blood
I’ve got this craving for you
Your brother they call him Batman
Your sister we know she’s wonder woman

I’m seeing sundays
I could be apoplectic
The whole family gets in shape
Under the floodlights
People tell me I’m not strong
I can’t seem to find the right charge

I’ll be a good sport
Be a good sport
I’ll be a sports man

I’ll be a good sport
Be a good sport
I’ll be a sports man